Department Store Diaries

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"Can you believe my wife loved the lasagna I made last night?"

"Man, I can.  She's never had good taste."

"Burn."

"I walked myself right into that."

"I heard one of you might be getting replaced."

"What?"

"Spit it out. What do you know?"

"They just got a new mannequin delivered from Displays2go and it's a she."

"Oh no."

"Nice knowing you."

"So who did I replace?"

"Can you believe nobody important?"

"Man I can."

"You're going to fit in just fine here."